BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: Stephen Colbert's Seussian ode to the producers of "The Lorax" okaying at least 70 promotional tie-ins to the film:
This cashtaculous sellout is not quite enough ā
Iām demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff!
With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit ā
A Filet-O-Fish meal with real hummingfish in it!
Filmmakers, get cracking! The market is lacking
a splendiferous Lorax-themed drill…